The Lowest Common Denominator

Death of the Tea Party Exchange - August 20, 2010.

Gallery: Death of the Anti-Terror Gas Station - August 11, 2010.

Gallery: Failmobiles! - August 6, 2010.

Hate Mail 2! - July 28, 2010.

Hate Mail! - July 5, 2010.

Sad shoes and stolen seats. - June 16, 2010.

Frankenstein's Muscle Car? - February 23, 2010.

OVER THE TOP! - February 2, 2010.

Hoo Hah? - January 24, 2010.

The future is now, and it don't like you. - January 22, 2010.

Red State ™ Health Insurance: Coming Soon! - January 21, 2010.

Still all wrecked up. - January 19, 2010.

Fitting music and I can't even share it with you. Bah. - January 18, 2010.

366 days - and no fatalities yet... - January 17, 2010.

Anniversary! - January 16, 2010.

Weird ass dream IV - January 15, 2010.

A bonus to yesterday's theft. - January 14, 2010.

I hope someone catches Eye Herpes. - January 13, 2010.

John Cornyn is a twit. - January 12, 2010.

More detail than you really needed. - January 11, 2010.

Links of the Damned II: Fun Edition - January 10, 2010.

Weird ass dream III - January 09, 2010.

Second Walkabout: the general idea. - January 08, 2010.

Advice for the Superstitious. - January 07, 2010.

Surprise Indiana Jones reference (and little else) - January 06, 2010.

Alas, poor Internets forums. - January 05, 2010.

Whither Thither Mister Fister? - January 04, 2010.

RIP RPG? - January 03, 2010.

Am I more stubborn than me? Let's find out. - January 02, 2010.

Step away from the Blackberry, or we shoot! - January 01, 2010.

Alas, poor 2009. I knew it well. - December 31, 2009.

An end to the interlude. - November 28, 2009.

A sort of interlude. - November 11, 2009.

Have I mentioned I hate X-Mas? - November 9, 2009.

Poo in Dayton - or a suburb therein. - August 3, 2009.

The TSA loves yoo. - July 24, 2009.

Random Rage. - July 23, 2009.

The Zoo! - June 25, 2009.

Horses and Free Comics. - May 06, 2009.

Attack of the Fat, Rich and Drug-addicted Traitors! - April 20, 2009.

Attack of the Furries! - April 18, 2009.

Amazon Dot Com Are Bigots? Who Knew? - April 12, 2009.

Do you like April Fools' Day? You suck. - April 01, 2009.

Random Things III - March 31, 2009.

Assault on the So-Called Faithful - March 30, 2009.

Weird ass dream II - March 29, 2009.

So you ask why, do you? - March 25, 2009.

Links of the Damned I: Filth Edition - March 23, 2009.

Pizza! - March 22, 2009.

Fuck you, ADT. Just in case I hadn't said so already. - March 20, 2009.

Not yours, mine! - March 19, 2009.

Sticker Bumpers. - March 18, 2009.

Whitey's! - March 17, 2009.

Creation... Museum? - March 15, 2009.

Sandwich of the Devil! - March 14, 2009.

So yeah, I really hate HR people, in case you weren't sure. - March 13, 2009.

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dickty dick dick. - March 07, 2009.

Alas, Poor 5 ™ Gum, I Hardly Knew Ye. - March 05, 2009.

Cookie! - March 04, 2009.

Rot in Hell, Earnhardt. - March 03, 2009.

So this is Ohio. - February 13, 2009.

I'm not dead. Not this time, either. - February 03, 2009.

Facebook is Scary. - January 03, 2009.

New Year, yet Old Meh. - January 02, 2009.

You may feel a little pressure... - December 02, 2008.

Self Help Guide For Wanks With Alarm Systems - November 18, 2008.

Shit Canned ™ - November 12, 2008.

Not dead and not amused. - November 05, 2008.

Call me Lazarus. - October 22, 2008.

The urethoplastic horror. - October 19, 2008.

Finally finished that Web Marketing Man site. Hoo-rah! - October 05, 2008.

More medically malcontent than before. - September 30, 2008.

<3 - September 26, 2008.

Weird ass dream I - September 17, 2008.

Revised Master Plan. - September 16, 2008.

First Workout! - September 11, 2008.

So really. Who puts barbed wire fencing around a church? - September 10, 2008.

Goddamn Razor. - September 09, 2008.

All About Chris. - September 02, 2008.

Attack of the killer FEMA. - August 22, 2008.

5. - August 01, 2008.

Give it moar drugs. - July 31, 2008.

High speed danger photography. - July 26, 2008.

Random Things II - July 25, 2008.

Bizarre Bondage Nurse. - July 24, 2008.

Undeath bed. - July 23, 2008.

Have I mentioned I hate the Space Nazi Super Pope? Plus: O Hai Ku. - July 21, 2008.

Ads: You're Doing It Wrong. - July 11, 2008.

Random Things I - July 10, 2008.

Metered Intellect. - July 09, 2008.

Medically Malcontent. - July 07, 2008.

Sprint = Meh. - June 20, 2008.

Holy shit, I organized. - June 19, 2008.

Proofread! - June 18, 2008.

Jesus freaks at work. - June 17, 2008.

Downtown Omaha's Leahy Park. - June 02, 2008.

Trying to enjoy the awesome despite uncontrolled retard-Americans. - May 27, 2008.

First Ramble. - May 26, 2008.

Bizare Find from the Past. - June 15, 2003.